Three up front: 30/03/12

Today is National Cleavage Day. Apparently. Which is perfect timing, as we’ve been waiting for a chance to try out our new mankinis.  Today’s Scaramanga-like voluptuous set are:

1) Bundesliga: Borussia Dortmund vs Stuttgart, 20.30 CET/14.30 EST

Dortmund’s front pair have been doing the business recently, while Stuttgart’s have been rather flat. A win for the away side would give them a bit of a lift as they lean forward towards Europe, but the league leaders have been in bouncy form recently, and should emerge on top.

2) Belgian Pro League Play-offs: Club Brugge vs Genk, 20.30 CET/14.30 EST

Belgium’s terribly distracting play-off system, now in its third year, has never truly been welcomed into fans’ bosoms. We don’t really have the time to explain it here (especially when we’re racking our brains for boob puns…ooh – ‘rack’, nice one), but suffice to say that Club Brugge look hot and Genk do not.

3) MLS: DC United vs FC Dallas, 01.30 CET/19.30 EST

If you’ve been keeping abreast (ha!) of early MLS results, you’ll know that DC have done little to arouse their fans so far, and that the Texans have been udderly inconsistent. Goals have not always flowed from this fixture, so we’re tipping the home side’s twin-pronged attack of Maicon Santos and Hamdi Salihi to bust through the Dallas defence.

Gratuitous gazongas

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Posted on 30/03/2012, in 'Saahcker'/MLS, Belgium, Games to watch, Germany and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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